I say no. The Hulks strength can grow exponentially as he experiences fear / anger and has no upper bounds. He would probably rips Supermans dick clean off as soon as the tip got in. I can’t think of anything that would make me more angry or fearful than getting a cold steel superwang shoved in my greeneye.
What do you think?
The little prick couldn’t have been more than five or six. He was in the back of his Moms Ford Expedition, no seat belt mind you, his Mom was in the front completely oblivious.
He was pretending to shoot me with his finger gun. I was bringing my new 1000mw blue laser pointer over to a friends to show him and had it on the front seat, so I pulled it out and took aim. The kid looked fascinated by the beautiful blue light at first, but then he must have noticed the pain or the smoke coming off his forehead. His fascination turned to shock while he sat there trying to comprehend what was happening to him as the laser continued to burn him. He finally scurried up to the front crying and pointing back to me. His Mom kept rubbernecking trying to get a look at me as I peeled off onto the Culver Blvd. off-ramp and disappeared into suburbia with justice served.
I’ll bet the little fuck never pretend shoots anyone again, he has a nice reminder etched in his forehead if he ever even thinks about it.
Here are some handy ‘tips’ that you can use to not pay someone extra for just doing their job.
When on a date:
You’ll need a credit card for this one. When the bill comes they always give you two receipts, the store copy and your copy. On your copy write in a big tip in full view of your date; I like to do 50-90% for effect. You can play it up “What’s a good tip? $40?”. Now, here’s where you need to do a little slight of hand. On the store copy write the word NONE in the tip line (you don’t want some sneaky waiter putting a one in front of your zero) and when leaving feign forgetting something at the table and pull the old switch-a-roo.
When at a bar:
Here’s a great way to get excellent service and strong drinks all night long… Bring a lot of small denomination bills, $5s and $10s. The trick here is to pay after every serving and get back some ones. Leave those ones on the bar, not so far out that the bartender would be bold enough to take them, but far enough that there is no doubt that you are leaving them as a tip. As the night goes on and that stack grows, you’ll see your service and the quality of your drinks increase. At the end of the night simply pick up your change and leave.